kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

actuallygrimes:

losing people to drugs and alcohol is the worst because they destroy any good memories you have of them before forcing you to deal with the empty space they leave behind.  also whoever keeps putting the few quotes i said early in my career about drugs back into my wikipedia page is an asshole.  I don’t want that to be part of my narrative, and if it has to be I want people to know that i hate hard drugs.  All they’ve ever done is kill my friends and cause me to be unproductive.  Editing a website that people take seriously and reference all the time so that it looks like i think amphetamines are cool is incredibly irresponsible, people might read that and think its a cool thing to emulate.  I hope you know you are doing the world a disservice.  I just watched another person I care deeply about basically turn into gollum and my heart is broken.  

timmyturntner:literallygoth:what is happening?Crop top movement 2k14

timmyturntner:

literallygoth:

what is happening?

Crop top movement 2k14

breakfastburritoe:

rosaparking:

drunktrophywife:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly


 I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT

WHAT THE FUCK

Why his chest hair look like a heart

breakfastburritoe:

rosaparking:

drunktrophywife:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT

WHAT THE FUCK

Why his chest hair look like a heart

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

okadas:

CASH MONEY FLOW $$$

okadas:

CASH MONEY FLOW $$$

whileshersleeps:

Beartooth // The Lines

whileshersleeps:

Beartooth // The Lines

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks